Mai multi americani au murit in accidente rutiere in SUA decat in razboaiele luptate de SUA.
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In Connorsville, Wisconsin e interzis sa tragi cu arma in timp ce partenera ta are un orgasm.
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O singura carte a fost distribuita in mai multe copii decat Biblia. Catalogul IKEA.
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In Texas e ilegal grafitti'ul pe vaca altcuiva
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In Alabama e ilegal sa porti mustat falsa in biserica.
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In Oklahoma poti fi amendat sau dus la inchisoare daca te strambi la caini.
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In Bourbon, Mississippi, restaurantele sunt obligate prin lege sa serveasca cate o ceapa mica impreuna cu fiecare pahar de apa.
joi, 7 ianuarie 2010
miercuri, 6 ianuarie 2010
16 august
Am realizat astazi ca data de 16 august, ziua mea de nastere, e data unor evenimente cel putin la fel de importante precum:
16 august 1977 - regele rock'n'roll Elvis Presley moare la varsta de 42 de ani, depedent fiind de barbiturice.
16 august 1948 - moare legenda baseball-ului american, Babe Ruth
16 august 1956 - Bela Lugosi, celebru actor de filme de groaza renumit pentru rolul sau de Dracula moare in timpul filmarilor pentru "Plan 9 from outer space", fiind ingropat in costumul de vampir.
16 august 1954 - se naste James Cameron, regizor al "Titanicului", "Terminator 2", "Avatar"
16 august 1958 - se naste Madonna
16 august 1977 - regele rock'n'roll Elvis Presley moare la varsta de 42 de ani, depedent fiind de barbiturice.
16 august 1948 - moare legenda baseball-ului american, Babe Ruth
16 august 1956 - Bela Lugosi, celebru actor de filme de groaza renumit pentru rolul sau de Dracula moare in timpul filmarilor pentru "Plan 9 from outer space", fiind ingropat in costumul de vampir.
16 august 1954 - se naste James Cameron, regizor al "Titanicului", "Terminator 2", "Avatar"
16 august 1958 - se naste Madonna
marți, 5 ianuarie 2010
Albert Einstein - The Man
Einstein once said that it would be hard to teach in a co-ed college since guys were only looking on girls and not listening to the teacher. He was objected that they would be listening to him very attentively, forgetting about any girls. But such guys won't be worth teaching, - replied the great man.
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Marilyn Monroe suggests to Einstein: What do you say, professor, shouldn't we marry and have a little baby together: what a baby it would be - my looks and your intelligence!
Einstein: I'm afraid, dear lady, it might be the other way around...
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The story is that Albert Einstein's driver used to sit at the back of the hall during each of his lectures, and after a period of time, remarked to Einstein that he could probably give the lecture himself, having heard it several times.
So, at the next stop on the tour, Einstein and the driver switched places, with Einstein sitting at the back, in driver's uniform.
The driver gave the lecture, flawlessly. At the end, a member of the audience asked a detailed question about some of the subject matter, upon which the lecturer replied, 'well, the answer to that question is quite simple, I bet that my driver, sitting up at the back, there, could answer it...'
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Marilyn Monroe suggests to Einstein: What do you say, professor, shouldn't we marry and have a little baby together: what a baby it would be - my looks and your intelligence!
Einstein: I'm afraid, dear lady, it might be the other way around...
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The story is that Albert Einstein's driver used to sit at the back of the hall during each of his lectures, and after a period of time, remarked to Einstein that he could probably give the lecture himself, having heard it several times.
So, at the next stop on the tour, Einstein and the driver switched places, with Einstein sitting at the back, in driver's uniform.
The driver gave the lecture, flawlessly. At the end, a member of the audience asked a detailed question about some of the subject matter, upon which the lecturer replied, 'well, the answer to that question is quite simple, I bet that my driver, sitting up at the back, there, could answer it...'
luni, 4 ianuarie 2010
I'm back
Aseara am tras o colectie de trailere de filme ce urmeaza sa apara in 2010. Recomand ceva pe gustul meu si anume:
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